Author: Unknown

This is better than saying “I love you”.

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So’s the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, “Honey, breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go shopping. Love you.”

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.”

Confused, Marty asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, “Lady, leave me alone, I’m married!”

作者：佚名

一個女孩遺失了一支心愛的手錶，一直悶悶不樂，茶不思、飯不想，甚至因此而生病。

神父來探病時問她：「如果有一天你不小心掉了十萬塊錢，你會不會再大意遺失另外二十萬呢？」

女孩回答：「當然不會。」

神父又說：「那你為何要讓自己在掉了一支手錶之後，又丟掉了兩個禮拜的快樂，甚至還賠上了兩個禮拜的健康呢？」

女孩如大夢初醒般地跳下床來，有所領悟地說：

「對！我拒絕再損失下去，從現在開始我要想辦法，再賺回一支手錶。」

人生本來就是有輸有贏，更是有挑戰性的，輸了又何妨？