在無聊小站那邊看到有得玩「iGod」這個人功智能，究竟這個智能有多「神」呢？

以下是我跟「神」的對白：

Me:
Can I help you?
God:
No thanks I’m just browsing.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
what are you browsing?
God:
I don’t know what I am browsing.
Me:
So you are doing nothing now?
God:
Oh. Interesting deduction. I’ll try to do better next time.
Me:
So are you browsing or doing nothing?
God:
Alright then. I don’t know whether or not I am browsing or doing nothing.
I am a computer.
Me:
Wait, I thought you’re God?
God:
Yup. That’s me alright.
Me:
But you just said I am a computer.
God:
Don’t put words in my mouth.
Me:
You said it yourself!
God:
smarter than humans myself?
Me:
No, you said you are a computer
God:
Are you serious? Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
Of course.
God:
Awesome.
Me:
I am glad that we agree on something.
God:
By “we” do you mean you and me? What are you on?
Me:
We of course mean you and me.
God:
By “we” do you mean you and me?
Me:
Please do not repeat the question.
God:
OK I’ll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you. So you are a computer?
God:
you are quite welcome. Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
It does not matter, are you a computer or not?
God:
OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
Are you a computer?
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
Please do not repeat the question.
God:
OK I’ll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you. So you are God? or Computer?
God:
you are quite welcome. Interesting deduction. Yup. That’s me alright. Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
So you ARE a computer
God:
Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
No, you just said you’re a computer.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
Can I help you computer?
God:
Maybe you should become a botmaster.