我一直以為這些都是笑話，後來才發覺，原來是愛情的真理。

聰明的男人+聰明的女人=浪漫
聰明的男人+愚蠢的女人=懷孕
愚蠢的男人+聰明的女人=偷情
愚蠢的男人+愚蠢的女人=結婚

男人願意付二塊錢在價值一塊錢且是他想要的東西上
女人願意付一塊錢在價值二塊錢但不是她想要的東西上

女人一直擔心未來的日子，一直到她找到老公
男人從不擔心未來的日子，一直到他找到老婆

成功的男人就是能夠賺比太太花費還多錢的人
成功的女人就是能夠找到這樣的男人

能夠同一個男人開心，要理解他多點，愛他少一點
能夠同一個女人開心，要愛她多點，但不要嘗試去理解她。

結了婚的男人比沒結婚的男人長壽，但是結了婚的男人卻都想死
任何結了婚的男人應該忘記自己的過錯，因為實在沒有理由要兩個人去記著同一件事。

男人由起身至睡覺都是一樣好看
女人會在晚上沒原因地變差

女人期待結婚之後他會改變，但他不會
男人期待結婚之後她不會改變，但她會

女人永遠是說吵架最後的兩個字；
男人再說的任何話都是一個新拗撬的開始

英文原文：

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men lived longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.