世上只有兩件事是需要去擔心；
一是你身體健康，二是你感染疾病。

如果你身體健康，那就沒有甚麼好擔心的了；
但若果不幸你有染病，那又只有兩件事你需要去擔心；
一是你會痊癒，二是你會病死。

若果你會痊癒，那就沒有甚麼好擔心的了；
但萬一你會病死，那又只有兩件事你需要去擔心；
一是你會上天堂，二是你會下地獄。

假若你會上天堂，那就沒有甚麼好擔心的了；
但要是你會下地獄，你就會忙著和老朋友聚舊和寒喧問暖，你不會有時間去擔心了；
那你為甚麼這麼擔心？

轉載至Mad Magazine的一篇文章，很喜歡當中的意思。以前貼在「雄語錄」，但後來因為不對題而移走了。就貼在這裡吧！

英文原文：

There are only two things to worry about;
Either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about;
But if you are sick there are only two things to worry about;

Wheather you will get well, or wheater you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about;

But if you die, there are only two things to worry about;
Wheather you go to heaven or hell.

If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about;
And if you go to hell you will be so busy shaking hands with old friends, you won't have time to worry;

So why worry?